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- "Jim Norton: Monster Rain" premieres Saturday May 23th at 1am / 12c. New Jersey native Jim Norton is a nationally-touring comedian and best selling author who can be heard weekday mornings on the "Read on
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- Hell Gigs - Jim Norton(1:51)
- Jim Norton
- I walked off stage after six minutes, started crying and thought that my career was over.
- Videos Tagged: Live at Gotham (332), Jim Norton (12)
- Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims(3:49)
- Jim Norton
- If you're slingshotting a tiger and that tiger eats you, that's not an accident -- that's karma.
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- Videos Tagged: animals (791), Jim Norton (12)
Three o'clock in the morning, you can get truck tires, falafel and a bag of heroin -- in the same store.
I had a three-year relationship end. You ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great -- after three years, she wants to run out to find a guy that doesn't hit her.
I'm actually writing a movie. It's about two cabbies that have a head-on collision, and the explosion kills them both. The movie is called, 'Wouldn't Life Be Good if This Happened Every Eight Seconds?'
I'm Irish. I'm not self-hating Irish. I don't dislike other Irish people. But I'm sorry, I don't automatically feel connected to someone just because they're grandparents also had sex in a field during a potato famine.
You know who else believes in their religion and only shows the slits of their eyes? The Ku Klux Klan. But if one of these retards wanted their license photo taken with the little hat on, you'd laugh at them. 'We're not taking your picture like that. You're dressed like a tampon.'
- Jim Norton - Plus Size(1:33)
- Jim Norton
- Jim talked up a plus size model at a bar.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), dating (656), weight/obesity (302), Tough Crowd Stands Up (23), erectile dysfunction (14), Jim Norton (12)
- Jim Norton - Muslim Woman(2:20)
- Jim Norton
- A Muslim woman wants to wear her veil in her driver's license photo.
- Videos Tagged: religion (776), America (446), rants (130), Muslim (63), Tough Crowd Stands Up (23), Jim Norton (12)
- Jim Norton - Ethnic Pride(1:12)
- Jim Norton
- Jim Norton is not impressed with your ethnicity.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), America (446), rants (130), Irish (55), Tough Crowd Stands Up (23), Jim Norton (12)
- Jim Norton - Deeley Plaza(2:14)
- Jim Norton
- Jim saw a woman almost get killed in the same spot as JFK.
- Videos Tagged: storyteller (263), rants (130), the South (59), Tough Crowd Stands Up (23), Jim Norton (12), John F. Kennedy Jr. (12), Dallas (3)
Three year relationship, and I started to have erection difficulties. We had different ideas as to what the problem was: she bought me Viagra; I bought her a treadmill.
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- Jim Norton - Entertainment in Aspen(2:37)
- Jim Norton
- Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), animals (791), Premium Blend (750), dating (656), sports (631), New York City (602), Los Angeles (240), rants (130), dark (83), shock (57), dirty (56), Jim Norton (12), skiing (12), Aspen (1)
- Jim Norton - Stand-By(1:37)
- Jim Norton
- Jim's buddy wonders about flying stand-by.
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- Jim Norton - Two-Liter Jimmy(2:06)
- Jim Norton
- There are two types of men: guys who ask their girlfriends about their sexual histories and guys who don't.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), ethnic (814), dating (656), stereotypes (431), penises (117), shock (57), vaginas (28), uncensored (15), Jim Norton (12), Monster Rain (4)
- Jim Norton - Interior Decorating(2:09)
- Jim Norton
- It wasn't until Jim had a girlfriend that he realized his apartment looked like it was inhabited by a 12-year-old retard.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), money (865), music (727), dating (656), gay/homosexual (633), penises (117), housing (86), shock (57), prostitution (51), uncensored (15), Jim Norton (12), Monster Rain (4)
- Jim Norton - Hijacking-Free Flight(2:11)
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- One good thing about Islamic terrorism: white people and black people are a lot happier to see each other in airports.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), religion (776), gay/homosexual (633), movies (559), terrorism (439), travel (310), violence (304), 9/11 (290), Middle East (211), racism (195), flying (181), security (137), African American (68), Muslim (63), shock (57), douchebags (24), Jim Norton (12), Monster Rain (4)
- Jim Norton - JFK Assassination(2:02)
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- Jim gets a dignified photo taken of himself on the exact spot in Dallas where JFK was assassinated.
- Videos Tagged: religion (776), violence (304), history (293), weather (130), guns (128), Texas (105), blue collar (79), shock (57), natural disasters (40), assassinations (28), Kansas (24), uncensored (15), Missouri (13), Jim Norton (12), John F. Kennedy Jr. (12), Monster Rain (4), Dallas (3)
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