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- Jim Gaffigan maintains there's no boost to your ego like the one you get applying sunscreen to the top of your head.
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- Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!(2:50)
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- Warning: you just bought Hot Pockets!
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- Jim Gaffigan - Delivery(2:21)
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- Delivery is a combination of my two favorite activities - eating and not moving.
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I wish I was ethnic; I'm nothing. 'Cause if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper.' But if you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
You could be a genius -- you try to write a postcard, you come across like a moron anyway. It's always like, 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'
You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor -- you ever just look at the letter and go, 'Hm, looks like they're never getting this. Takes too much energy to go outside.'
I never have free time. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line front of you -- you get kind of flustered? You're like 'Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I've got things to do.'
You ever look for the remote control, you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, it looks like I'm not watching TV.'
You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm like, 'Not for me. I'm done.'
I'm from a very large family -- nine parents.
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich -- dirty.'
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
- Jim Gaffigan - King Baby Daily Vlog 4 - Darth Vader Swinging Back(3:24)
- Jim Gaffigan
- Darth Vader's just trying to be a dad, so he invited his son Luke to his "King Baby" viewing party.
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- Jim Gaffigan - King Baby Daily Vlog 5 - Art Career(4:52)
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- Jim is really promoting his special "King Baby" because he sees it as a segue into his art career.
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- Jim Gaffigan
- Happy holidays from Jim Gaffigan.
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- Jim Gaffigan - King Baby Daily Vlog 1 - Excuses(3:09)
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- Jim has a message for the people who say they can't watch his special.
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- Jim Gaffigan - King Baby Daily Vlog 2 - Shameless Self-Promoter(3:06)
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- A lot of the people who are calling Jim a self-promoter would look really good in a "King Baby" t-shirt.
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- Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason(1:36)
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- You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?
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- Jim Gaffigan - Exclusive - Watching TV(1:50)
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- Remember when the remote was three buttons? Now it's like an honors math calculator.
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