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Sometimes they give you their name when you call information. It's like, 'Thanks for calling 411. This is Wanda, may I help you?' You're gonna go, 'Wanda Matzger from Verona High School in New Jersey?' 'No.' 'Oh, OK. That would have been really weird. Sorry.'
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Jay Mohr (18)
Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.
- Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl(0:42)
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- Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
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- Jay Mohr - Massages(1:36)
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- It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
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- Jay Mohr - Calling Information(1:57)
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- You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
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You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless -- or if you're broke and driving the cab.
I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?
I like getting a massage, but it's hard to relax because the whole time, you're laying there for an hour with a stranger, naked, with your ass in the air -- a lot of trust involved. You can't really concentrate because you just keep saying to...
Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill.
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person.
Guys talk about masturbating a lot more than women do. Women do it, but guys talk about it all the time. There's nothing to it. Be with your friends, like, 'Hey, Walter, we're gonna shoot baskets. You want to come with us?' And your friend...
I don't know if you've ever been to England, but as soon as they find out you're from America, they hate you. They just think they're more sophisticated than we are. They're so pissed at us. You know what it is? They're mad because they lost the...
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.
Soap's magical. You can have a soapy hand -- wash the crack of your ass, right up to your face -- and don't moan, because you did it today.
My wife's cool. You guys would like her. She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
They give you a hotel room; you have sex. What is it about a hotel room, the second you walk in, you start bumpin', makin' sandwiches? As soon as you get in the room -- she walks in; the guy shuts the door, turns around with a crazy look in his eye: 'Close the drapes.'
Whenever I don't feel so good, I always try to remind myself of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over, and they share the same a**hole.'
I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.
- Jay Mohr - Kickball(1:12)
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- If you miss the kickball, you don't have a place to sit at lunch for the rest of your life.
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- Jay Mohr - Homeless Olympics(0:56)
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- Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.
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