I talk on my cell phone all the time, so much I think it's ruined my social skills, like when I'm not even on the phone. I don't even say goodbye anymore. I end every conversation with 'I can't hear you.'
Let me give you guys a tip: if you ever go to the Middle East -- Israel, Egypt, any place like that -- don't make the mistake I did. Don't use those maps in the back of your Bible to get around. Those are way out of date.
My mom always tried to make birthdays special for me. One year, she put a life-sized inflatable clown in my room, like it'd be neat when I woke up. Let me just tell you guys -- you don't know fear until you wake up in the middle of the night to...