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- Best known for his appearances on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Greg is also a regular on the long running British version of WLIIA. Mr. Proops' other television appearances include The Drew Carey Show, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Just...Read on
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You're in a bar -- grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?
You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.
Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious and to fit well.
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.
I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know?...
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
- Greg Proops(3:58)
- Greg Proops discusses some things many people don't know about him: In addition to playing the Pod Race Announcer in Star Wars Episode 1, he's considered royalty in England.
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I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Hollywood, kind of a crushing ego blow -- 'Hey Buddy Holly, you are so old, have you not perished in a...
- Greg Proops - Mexican Food(2:19)
- Greg Proops
- Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
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- Greg Proops - Thanksgiving(2:32)
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- Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
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- Greg Proops - Different Places(4:19)
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- People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
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- Greg Proops - Animals(3:14)
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- If a cow could eat you, it would.
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- Greg Proops - Other Countries(3:03)
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- Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
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- Greg Proops - White People(5:00)
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- America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
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