Greer Barnes was born in the Bronx, New York City. Raised by his mother and Jewish stepfather, Greer received his Bar Mitzvah at age thirteen. Athletics led Greer to baseball in which he excelled. Having been scouted by the San Francisco Giants he...Read on
I was watching one of these old reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.' Seven white people stranded on an island for seven years, and ain't nobody doing the nasty -- for seven years. You put seven black people on an island for seven years -- in three years, you'll have a new nation.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, doggy-style, and the cat and the dog were watching... I could've sworn I heard my dog say to my cat, 'Pft, look at him. He ain't even doing it right.'