Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger...
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.
The nation.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't...
"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush,...
2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
5. Vote for...
"Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't...
"Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."
The little boy said, "Republicans."...
Gore screamed for a revote.
The next day bush came back with 173 fish and...
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked,...
A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
A little thing called cannibalism.
The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."
After this...
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks...
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish...
