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  • Finesse Mitchell
  • In 2003 Finesse Mitchell was asked to be a feature player on NBC's Saturday Night Live. In 2005 he was promoted to cast member. And long before Finesse became a cast member on SNL, he made quite an impact in the world of stand-up comedy. His...Read on
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  • Posted: 02/23/2007
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My mom had me when she was 15, so I know the younger the mama, the more jacked up your name will be.
kids
parenting
Baby, I'm on my way home, but I'm in front of a 7-Eleven right now. I'm about to rob it. You want a Slurpee or something?' I'm like, 'Yeah, and a honey bun. Be careful.'
men/women
dating
laws
You want to say something real thuggish, but sexy at the same time. Alright? So this is what you do: take her by the neck, the neck area -- just squeeze a little bit and say something like, 'Girl, you so fine and sexy. You know you making us late....
men/women
dating
You can talk slow when you come up here, you can eat slow when you come up here, but please do not walk slow. Do not walk slow in New York City.
travel
city
Sometimes, I'm scared to come out of my house. I'm right down there on 42nd, and I got one of those revolving doors, and I see people walking so fast. I don't walk that fast. And I'll just be standing in the doorway, like a little girl, just...
travel
city
  • Posted: 02/22/2007
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  • Posted: 02/22/2007
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You ever been so drunk, you got pulled over by a cop, and before he could get out of his car, you just got out of your car and went and sat in the back of his car? 'Oh my God! How did you know? I'm so glad you came to get me. Sir, I was about to kill a whole bunch of people, I promise you.'
driving
laws
police business
  • Posted: 02/22/2007
  • Views: 1245
  • Posted: 02/22/2007
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  • Posted: 02/22/2007
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