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- Brooklyn resident (and Russian immigrant) Eugene Mirman is a really great guy and comedian. After escaping the clutches of communism, he grew up in Lexington, MA (where the American revolution began through no fault of Eugene's). He attended...Read on
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- PolitiBits - Eugene Mirman Pt. 2(1:13)
- Eugene Mirman
- No more half-kicking ass, 'cause that just confuses people. Let's blow up Delaware.
- Videos Tagged: Eugene Mirman (19)
- Eugene Mirman - Interview(1:50)
- Eugene Mirman
- Below 14th Street, you can have as much scotch as you want and it doesn't hurt you.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), Eugene Mirman (19)
- Eugene Mirman - Open Mic Challenge - Best of '09(1:10)
- Eugene Mirman
- This month's Open Mic Challenge theme is The Best of '09, so take your best stand-up from '09 and put it here.
- Videos Tagged: challenges (107), Eugene Mirman (19)
Does anybody here know what to do if a bear attacks? A lot of people do think you're supposed to play dead, which is not what you're supposed to do. And the best thing about playing dead is -- that's like a rumor that bears spread.
You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat -- an animal I've made up and decided is rude.'
- Eugene Mirman - Obvious Billboards(2:05)
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- If you start a band, don't call it Huey Lewis and the News. There is already a band with that name.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633), racism (195), Eugene Mirman (19)
I gave him a slice of pizza, and he was touched. He looked up at me, he got a tear in his eye, and he said, 'Thank you.' And then he wiped his mouth with the pizza and went back to eating the napkins.
They put me in Special Ed because they thought I was slow, but I stayed in Special Ed for the ladies.
A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.
I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America -- which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is, he's the reason you all live underground.
There's this billboard in my neighborhood, and it says, 'Don't leave a baby anywhere,' which is true. I imagine the first rule of baby is to not leave it in the street. Don't even leave it with a knife or a sword -- even Excalibur.
Don't throw a baby at anything -- even a burglar.
- Eugene Mirman - Detroit(3:28)
- Eugene Mirman
- Playing dead to protect yourself from bear attack is a rumor the bears have spread.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), Canada (202), Detroit (21), Eugene Mirman (19)
- Eugene Mirman - Goodies(2:14)
- Eugene Mirman
- As far as Eugene Mirman knows, homonyms are allowed on planes.
- Videos Tagged: George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496), travel (310), Eugene Mirman (19)
They waited until I was 20 to tell me I was adopted. And then last Christmas, they told me they were kidding.
- Eugene Mirman - Long Way to Go(2:26)
- Eugene Mirman
- According to a man protesting genetic engineering on the street, society's got a long way to go.
- Videos Tagged: animals (791), Premium Blend (750), technology (348), storyteller (263), protests (101), future (85), Eugene Mirman (19)
- Eugene Mirman - Found iPod(1:43)
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- It was so nice of Eugene to return that iPod to the person who lost it.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398), technology (348), storyteller (263), alternative (101), Eugene Mirman (19), iPod (10)
