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- Dan Cummins is the rare comic who can combine funny and creatively edgy. He provides a unique and hilarious comedy experience by blending topical humor with tales of growing up in rural Idaho and his original observations of the bizarre. ...Read on
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I don't know if you know this about me, but once a year, instead of giving one homeless guy a dollar, I step it up. I buy $50 bucks worth of malt liquor, hide it in the park.
- Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle(1:35)
- Dan Cummins
- This circus freak is half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
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- Dan Cummins - Interview(1:46)
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- I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member. Sure, it would suck for that guy...
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- If you hit the lottery, you can afford to make people you don't like unhappy. And that's awesome!
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- Dan Cummins
- I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint... No, I don't have a comedy feud.
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- I'd make the Bible illegal and my slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
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- Dan Cummins - Plan(1:08)
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- Dan Cummins has a plan to increase the strength of our military and end homelessness.
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I get so mad because most of the pop-ups I get are advertisements for software to get rid of pop-ups. You know, I'm kind of mad, but I'm also kind of like, 'Mm -- touche. Well played, sir.'
I don't just write jokes. You know what I'm best at? Greeting cards. I'm a really good greeting card writer. And I'm going to prove it with a little sample of my work I'm going to share for you: 'As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I've been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father's Day'
I'm amazed how many people will say they're a vegetarian and then add, 'Well, I eat a little chicken.' Well, then you're not a vegetarian. You're what's known as a liar.
- Dan Cummins(01:49)
- Dan Cummins
- Inside the Starbucks, there's another tiny little Starbucks.
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- Dan Cummins - Miner(3:00)
- Dan Cummins
- President Bush should get some speech therapy.
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- Dan Cummins compares Miami, Florida to Spokane, Washington.
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- Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless(2:08)
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- Dan does nice things for homeless people.
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- Dan Cummins - Unhappy Father's Day(1:20)
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- Dan writes greeting cards.
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- Dan Cummins - Vegetarians(1:21)
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- Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
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