Dan Allen is a NYC-based comedian and writer. He is a co-producer of the monthly comedy show ¡Sacapuntas!, creator of FlockOfMullets.com and is currently writing Kevin Bacon's biography in the sixth person.Read on
In this era of political correctness, you really have to watch what you say. I had an incident here in New York City on the subway. This black gentleman approached me really enthusiastically, and he asked, 'Hey man, did the Yankees win?' And I said, 'Yeah -- you're free.'
I actually dated this one girl -- she was a vegan -- one time, we were simply ordering coffee at a diner, and she looked at me, right in the face, and she goes, 'Oh, I don't believe in sugar.' Bitch, it exists!