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- Iconoclastic Damon Wayans is known for his no-holds-barred comedic genius, celebrating his success in the industry as an actor, director, producer and standup comic. Just recently announced are plans for Wayans to return to ABC, co-creating and...Read on
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- Preview - 9/18/02(0:40)
- Jon previews the following day's show, where Damon Wayans will unveil a new line of Wayans brothers.
- On comedycentral.com
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- Damon Wayans - Back to the Projects(0:58)
- Damon Wayans
- Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood.
- Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), growing up (453), crime (415), Damon Wayans (16)
I realize what I need to do is start being more aggressive 'cause I don't want to be one of these celebrities that just becomes a recluse. That's when you start hanging out with monkeys and stuff.
I got pulled over by a bicycle cop in L.A. -- not a motorcycle cop, a bicycle cop. And I'm in my car, and he gets out -- he's sweating, he's got these little shorts on. 'You know how fast you were going?' 'Yeah, a lot faster than that bike.'
It's a status symbol, you know? They want to have something nobody else got. It's like, 'Yeah, this is the 2005 Cambodian. They only made 7 million of these.'
I don't understand -- what are fans doing fighting athletes? What don't you understand about the word 'athlete'? These are human machines. I say -- fight the referee, fight the ball boy.
People change in Hollywood. My brothers, now -- they're all vegetarians... They say, 'Hey man, you shouldn't eat hot sauce. It's got sodium in it.' I'm like, 'When'd you start reading hot sauce?'
I felt bad for Mike because he was under so much pressure. People just didn't care. He was fighting for his family, for his career, for his freedom. They took that brother's walk.
- Damon Wayans(4:53)
- The hardest thing in the world to do is to make a kid happy after he's been circumcised.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), TV (543), ABC (51), Damon Wayans (16), daughter (6)
- Damon Wayans(4:18)
- Damon Wayans discusses his new book, "Bootleg" and talks about tactfully making fun of Mike Tyson.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), book (118), Mike Tyson (20), Damon Wayans (16), Gary Coleman (6)
- Damon Wayans(6:14)
- Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), George W. Bush (2037), television (121), Mike Tyson (20), Damon Wayans (16)
- Damon Wayans - Beautiful Women(0:49)
- Damon Wayans
- New York has beautiful women.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602), aging (296), Damon Wayans (16)
- Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop(1:32)
- Damon Wayans
- Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
- Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), New York City (602), Los Angeles (240), laws (172), Damon Wayans (16)
People ask me do I ever, like, go back to the 'hood? Do I ever go back? And it's like -- no, I don't go back because they won't be happy to see me. They'll rob me. They'll be like, 'Yo, run that money. We know you got money, run your pockets. Yeah, tell your brother Marlon to come through, let me rob him, too!'
My brother's trying to get me to fast. My brother said, 'You gotta fast, like, every month so you can pure your system.' I'm like, 'You know what? When we was back in the projects, we fasted.'
- Damon Wayans - Being a Celebrity(2:10)
- Damon Wayans
- It's fun being a celebrity.
- Videos Tagged: imitations (772), Premium Blend (750), audience interaction (303), Damon Wayans (16), angry (14), catch phrase (5)
- Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs(1:53)
- Damon Wayans
- Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), food (804), animals (791), Premium Blend (750), gross-out (89), Damon Wayans (16)
- Damon Wayans - Celebrity Adoption(1:34)
- Damon Wayans
- Celebrity adoption annoys Damon Wayans.
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750), celebrities (234), Hollywood (117), Damon Wayans (16)
- Damon Wayans - Scared of Athletes(1:24)
- Damon Wayans
- Shaq has it easy.
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- Damon Wayans - Hollywood(2:25)
- Damon Wayans
- Hollywood changes people.
- Videos Tagged: food (804), Premium Blend (750), family (667), Los Angeles (240), Hollywood (117), Damon Wayans (16), vegetarians (12)
