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If you have ever received anything besides love and affection for your body, you're a hooker.
I know how it is -- you're too scared to ask for what you want. You take a girl out, spend all your money, get that little kiss on the cheek at the end of the night. That never happens to me. I ask for sex when I show up at the door for the date.
I guarantee, you're gonna have to get out of your house. I know it's your house and you bought it, but what you don't realize is that's her house, and she's basically letting you live there while things are going OK.
I'm not like the average guy. I don't want a woman with hopes and dreams. How are we going to have a productive relationship and you believe in yourself?
Fellas, if you want to look at the cute girl, all you've got to do is talk bad about her, then you can look at her all you want.
If I ain't getting none, you have a $10 date spending limit. I mean, you got enough for a couple of drinks. You can have a ball at the Dollar Store.
Ladies, if you're out on a date with a guy you haven't slept with, please, keep your conversation to an absolute minimum. Because ain't nobody listening to nothing you're talking about. Until we get some, we can't comprehend that stuff that's coming out of your mouth.
Ladies, I want you to know that erection problems in most cases are just misunderstandings. There's probably nothing wrong with the guy at all. He's just tired of you in particular, or he just got some before he came in the house.
You got your number two girl: that's normally that real cute chick that thinks she's number one. What she don't realize is all she got on you is a cell phone number. You change that, she won't even know where to find you.
You know that special classroom back in grammar school? They've got them everywhere. You know, the special ed -- the room that only has, like, eight, nine kids in there; two of them are cross-eyed, one of them's got a real big head; go on a lot of field trips; all of them smell like pee.
- Corey Holcomb - Hookers(1:39)
- Corey Holcomb
- Corey Holcomb defines "hooker."
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- Corey Holcomb - Men Behaving(1:29)
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- Corey sympathizes with the phony fellas in the crowd.
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Breaking up is not an easy thing to do for some people. I've got breaking up down to a science. I remember I wanted to get rid of this one girl -- I just started peeing in the bed.
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We don't need Viagra; we need variety.
Ladies out here in the dating game, I want you to know that if you are over 30, still talking about men ain't no good -- it's you, baby.
- Corey Holcomb - Your House(2:35)
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- Corey Holcomb describes how marriage works.
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- Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women(1:44)
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- Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.
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- Corey Holcomb - First Date(1:32)
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- Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
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- Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up(1:33)
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- Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
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- Corey Holcomb - Sensitive Women(1:43)
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- Corey says something positive to the ladies looking at him funny.
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