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  • Posted: 06/10/2007
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  • Posted: 07/31/2007
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What were you thinking right before you hit the ground, Evel? What were you thinking?' I remember thinking: 'Hey, did I turn off the iron?' Then, my leg cracked in half. Then I was thinking: 'Hey, maybe I should get a puppy?'
pop culture
Jokes Tagged: pop culture (770)Brian Regan (21) 
You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, 'You, too. You, too.' I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, 'Hey, have a nice flight.' 'You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too -- in case you ever fly some day.'
travel
Jokes Tagged: travel (277)Brian Regan (21) 
You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.
whatever
Jokes Tagged: whatever (2379)Brian Regan (21) 
I was reading a Fig Newtons label -- I've always liked them, and I was trying to see if it was OK to eat them. Everything looked pretty good, the fat content and everything. So, I'm thinking I could eat these. I looked at the serving size: two...
food
Jokes Tagged: food (379)Brian Regan (21) 
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
food
Jokes Tagged: food (379)Brian Regan (21) 
I eat like a kid. I like Chef Boyardee, the ravioli. But they have some stuff I've never seen in the real Italian food world. You ever been in a nice Italian restaurant: 'Hi, how are you? Like to start with a nice bottle of Chianti and a couple of...
food
Jokes Tagged: food (379)Brian Regan (21) 
  • Posted: 01/30/2009
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  • Posted: 09/06/2008
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  • Posted: 09/05/2008
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  • Posted: 06/10/2007
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  • Posted: 07/31/2007
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  • Posted: 02/06/2009
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  • Posted: 07/31/2007
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