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  • Brian Posehn
  • Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn has most recently been seen on Comedy Central's popular show, The Sarah Silverman Program and on tour as part of the Comedians of Comedy, of which he is one of the original members. Besides writing and...Read on
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  • Posted: 12/06/2007
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  • Posted: 03/28/2008
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  • Posted: 11/15/2005
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  • Posted: 11/15/2005
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I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
gross-out
city
housing
We had our family tree done. Turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
sex
family
history
Quitting pot? It was actually easier for me to become a vegetarian -- you know, quitting meat -- because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of meat.
food
friends
Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.
men/women
lookin' good
fashion
She wants to have cybersex, which if you don't know what cybersex is, it's like phone sex but with the keyboard. It's just a new level of sad.
sex
technology
On a night like this, I like to punish my schlong like I caught it breaking into my house.
sex
men/women
Whenever you see riot footage on TV -- you know, someone throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a Starbucks window up in Seattle -- you ever see anybody throwing anything underhand? I think it just takes all the aggression out of the act.
violence
laws
If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.
men/women
insults
lookin' good
Just got a new car -- got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.
lookin' good
driving
My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose,...
lookin' good
dating
friends
A lot of my friends, when girls break up with them, they get all bitter and vengeful and take it out on the girl. They, like, call her at four o'clock in the morning, going, 'Bitch.' Like she doesn't know who it is? Yeah, for a second, she's like, 'Grandpa??'
men/women
dating
friends
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out -- legend has it -- he just had some bad cheese.
food
growing up
mental health
  • Posted: 06/09/2002
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  • Posted: 05/19/1993
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