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- Bonnie did her first open mic in Vancouver, Canada. The manager of the club told her she should enter a contest, The Search for Canada's Funniest New Comic. She did and she won. She moved to New York where she landed a manager, an agent and...Read on
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Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.
When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by Sue Rural Route 2.
- Bonnie McFarlane - Interview(2:15)
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- Bonnie's baby is so good she's only had to shake her once so far.
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I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was 'I should cut my bangs.'
When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I'm a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.
I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin. I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.
There's no such thing as a feminist -- just women who pay for their own breast implants.
I jog, actually; I go at night. A lot of women, they don't like to go jogging alone at night. They're afraid they might get accosted. I go naked. That way, if there are any perverts around, they think I'm already being chased.
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I saw the head of the N.O.W. -- National Organization of Women -- saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man, which I'm not sure I'm going to believe that. Women are notoriously bad at math. I don't know if I'm going to believe her calculations -- wait 'til a man figures it out.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero(2:29)
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- When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Lesbians(2:46)
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- Bonnie McFarlane could never be a lesbian.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids(2:41)
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- Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
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I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Crackwhore Babies(2:59)
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- The FDA is bound to approve crack as a fertility drug.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Hunting(2:13)
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- Bonnie loved her hunting dog.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Registered Voter(1:31)
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- Bonnie has the same grasp of politics as the hosts of "The View."
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Political Correctness(2:21)
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- Bonnie isn't a racist anymore.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?(3:04)
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- Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
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- Bonnie McFarlane - Dating Jews(2:04)
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- Bonnie married a moneygrubber.
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