A true comic's comic, Bobby Slayton is best known for his title as the "Pit Bull of Comedy." He has been performing his own intense style of standup comedy for 25 years, becoming one of the best known, and most energetic, comedians on the road....Read on
I don't know if you wanna wear your fuchsia with the persimmons socks and the periwinkle shoes with the avocado hat. What are you -- half human, half crayon?
You could pick out a Bozo costume for a guy and tell him how great his butt looks in the big red and white stripes, and he'll wear it: 'You're right, it looks good. Maybe I'll get the big shoes and the hair.'
So I go back to the tampon aisle to try to figure out what size she wears. And it's not like a guy can take an educated guess 'cause it's not like they come in normal human being Earth sizes -- like small, medium or large -- where a guy can go:...
Some schmuck must have been sitting there going, 'Let me get this straight, honey. I can't sleep with anybody else ever again for the rest of my life, and if this doesn't work out, you get to keep all my stuff?'
I watched Warner Brothers cartoons when I was a kid. I never thought about taking a firecracker and shoving it up a cat's butt because Tweety Bird did it to Sylvester.