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- Bob Oschack came to Los Angeles by way of Austin, Texas, where he won first place in the prestigious Austin Comedy Festival in 1994--three months after his first time onstage. Too "green" to become a regular at any of the Los Angeles comedy clubs,...Read on
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Marriage? Sure. Dabbled in it a little during the late 80s. Wild stuff, brother, wild stuff.
- Bob Oschack - New Baby(0:49)
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- Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
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Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look at all these model ships I've been able to build.
There are some nights, when it comes to sex, I'm like one of those goldfish you used to win as a party favor.... Sure, I'll twitch around for a couple minutes, but before you know it, I'm flat on my back.
During our time together, I've experienced everything from premature ejaculation to erectile dysfunction and everything in between -- not that there's been all that much.
Sure, she may be a little lacking in conversation skills, but that's OK. Unlike you, she doesn't need to explain why she still wets herself, then falls asleep on our floor.
Hell yeah, we go off-roading. All it says is we've got so much beautiful land back home, we don't mind getting drunk and tearing up half of it.
It's kind of ironic because, when you get right down to it, you guys need the South much more than we need New York. You know? You need milk. You need grains. We don't need 'Urinetown.'
A song can't have any soul if it was written during study hall.
It's time for the employees of my local video store and the rest of the citizenry of the United States of America to recognize who I am -- I'm Jerk-Happy Bob.
No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whorehouse getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.
I'm like, 'Honey, I don't know how else to put it. I just want to make sweet love to my wife. I don't know what else to say or do, just please, please come with me to the bedroom. Oh hey, check it out, what's that on the pillow? Is that a crisp $20 bill?'
- Bob Oschack - Marriage(1:36)
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- Nobody stays married in Los Angeles.
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I'm a 31-year-old, college-educated, married man in need of a sexual outlet 'cause my wife is out of town, or she's working late, or she's in the other room reading intently -- I don't care anymore.
- Bob Oschack - Renting Pornography(2:00)
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- Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
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- Bob Oschack - The Rule of Marriage(3:44)
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- The way to make a marriage last is to control your behavior, not your thoughts.
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- Bob Oschack - Heroes(1:56)
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- Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.
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- Bob Oschack - Marriage Appreciation(2:39)
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- Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.
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- Bob Oschack - Masturbation(2:35)
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- Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.
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I tried to stop the first day or two of our marriage, and I promise you, my nuts ballooned quicker than Oprah in a Krispy Kreme.
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