Most Popular Tags Today
1-20 of 603 Results
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
“Parking for drive-through customers only!”
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot.
"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned. "He...
"That's not him," the first blonde states. "This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned. "He...
Jokes Tagged:
Blonde (603)
