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Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

A: An air mattress.

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What do you call a blond who can't swim?

Bait!

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A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
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A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After...
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I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay!!! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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What do you call three blondes at Christmas?

Ho, ho, ho!

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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent...
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie...

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One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the...

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A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her...
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake.

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A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?

You wake up.

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What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?

Dead!

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A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get...

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Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?

Beacause a blonde drowned in it.

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A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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