A: An air mattress.
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie...
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
...
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the...
A: A Frosted Flake.
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
You wake up.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get...
Beacause a blonde drowned in it.
The librarian replies, "This is a library."
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!