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- Bill Burr - Promo Intervention(1:34)
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- Bill Burr wants to do promos all the time, and his friend Joe DeRosa doesn't know what to do about it.
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- Videos Tagged: Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Spell Check(1:48)
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- Ever spell a word so wrong even your computer can't guess it?
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A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.
- Bill Burr - The Hitler Family Name(2:04)
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- Did Hitler not have any relatives?
- Videos Tagged: crime (415), Live at Gotham (332), history (293), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Cubicles(1:58)
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- Bill Burr knew he was too stupid to run a business.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772), work/office (398), Bill Burr (27)
- Uncensored - Celebrity Interview(2:18)
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- Joe De Rosa and Bill Burr are nobodies -- that's why they're on the Internet and not in movies.
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- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), Internet (319), Bill Burr (27), Joe DeRosa (14)
- Bill Burr - Dangerous Minds(1:47)
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- For the love of God, stop making the "white person saves a ghetto school" movie!
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), movies (559), school (258), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Animal Population(1:51)
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- It's bizarre when humans try and control the animal population.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), animals (791), environment (281), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Staying Single(1:59)
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- When you're single for a long time, there's a critical point when your brain switches from, "Nah, don't say that," to, "Eh, fuck it. Say it and see what happens.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), marriage (581), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Relentless Women(1:57)
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- There's no reason for women to stop pursuing you relentlessly -- because you can't hit them.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), fights (123), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Spousal Homicide(1:57)
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- Why do men kill their wives?
- Videos Tagged: marriage (581), crime (415), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Fat Kids(1:24)
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- How do obese kids get that fat that quick?
- On comedycentral.com
- Videos Tagged: kids (841), Live at Gotham (332), Bill Burr (27)
- Bill Burr - Interview(2:22)
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- His act is a love letter to Boston. Except he's not writing a letter. And he hates Boston.
- Videos Tagged: interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Bill Burr (27)
I'll tell you why -- because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay -- that's why I get the dollar more an hour.
You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know -- the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!
Now, if they were just honest about it and were like, 'Look, this guy's going to die in, like, seven or eight minutes; I'm going to get a bag of cash and a Lexus,' I wouldn't have a problem with it.
You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.'
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio -- I don't know that guy.
- Bill Burr - Going to Church(1:52)
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- Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), religion (776), growing up (453), Live at Gotham (332), Bill Burr (27)
