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- Ever since Chicago native Aries Spears was 14 years old, he has been a force to be reckoned with in the comedy scene throughout America. His quick wit, charisma and ferociously aggressive style of comedy have earned him critical acclaim, high...Read on
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I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the...
I know when the anthrax thing hit -- white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something -- black folks was never worried about...
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman -- I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic -- I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You...
- Aries Spears - Drinking(1:45)
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- No one can out drink white people.
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- Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare(3:05)
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- Arabs took the pressure off black people.
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- Aries Spears - National Geographic(2:59)
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- There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
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- Aries Spears - Alive(2:08)
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- If you're scared to fly, you can't go see certain movies.
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- Aries Spears - Heat(3:03)
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- Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.
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- Aries Spears - Shaquille O'Neal(1:29)
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- Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA.
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- Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene(2:18)
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- Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.
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- Aries Spears - Rap Tribute(2:30)
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- Aries dedicates a song to four of his favorite rappers.
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