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- Andrew Norelli was a regular on the sketch comedy show Seriously Unusual Television, and has performed sketch and stand-up since 1998. He's performed with Jay Leno, Dave Chappelle, Bob Saget, Howie Mandel, Garry Shandling, and Kevin Nealon. His...Read on
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- Andrew Norelli - The Immune System(2:18)
- Andrew Norelli
- When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
- Videos Tagged: health (976), food (804), Live at Gotham (332), Andrew Norelli (2)
People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.
If you're a woman and you get breast reduction, you need to donate those boobs. There are flat women out there, right now, who actually have to think of clever things to say in conversation.
I saw a security guard the other day sleeping at 2 p.m., like a baby... I haven't slept like a baby in 10 years because I'm up thinking about stuff -- like goals. This guy had the right attitude: 'I've failed. Oh well. Night-night.'
- Andrew Norelli - Giving Up(2:20)
- Andrew Norelli
- Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
- Videos Tagged: sex (1283), work/office (398), technology (348), Live at Gotham (332), Andrew Norelli (2)
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