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- Ty Barnett - Names(1:15)
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- There will never be a President Tyrone.
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- Ty Barnett - Street Gang(1:22)
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- Ty is from Chicago, but he pays child support in Seattle.
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- Ty Barnett - Herpes Commercial(2:39)
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- Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
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- Ty Barnett - The Last Buffet(2:07)
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- They don't let nerds into heaven.
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- Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting(2:17)
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- Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
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- Ty Barnett - Beauty Tricks(2:37)
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- Women who wear girdles are deceptive.
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- Ty Barnett - Labels Everywhere(2:58)
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- Ty proposes a solution to racism.
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- Ty Barnett - Superman Dating(2:32)
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- No one will want to date Lois Lane after she breaks up with Superman.
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- Ty Barnett - New Birth Control(3:25)
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- There should be restrictions on who can breed.
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- Ty Barnett - Didn't Know It Was Possible(2:03)
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- Steven Spielberg should be president.
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I saw a report on CNN, and the report said the killer bees are coming -- the killer bees! But these were killer bees 'cause they were 'Africanized.' What are these -- hip hop bees?
Certain names you gotta do something with your life. Like Preston -- you can't be homeless and named Preston. I think the government set aside money for you.
Being paranoid will save your life -- 'cause that's the difference between hooking up with the first thing you see, or saying, 'Hey, that may not be a beauty mark on your lip. And, if it is, it looks like you've got another one coming in.'
I tell people, 'Yeah, I'm from Chicago -- what's up?' 'Gasp! What street gang were you in?' I'm like, 'What the hell make you think I got that kind of dedication and team spirit?'
Now that I'm grown, I'm scared 'cause I'm thinking Lois is gonna get half of those powers when they get divorced. And you can't be Superman then, you know. It's like, 'Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound -- every other weekend.'
I saw the commercial for herpes medication. First of all, I know commercials are getting ridiculous, but the thing that tripped me out about this commercial was not how they made it look like your life get a whole lot better after herpes -- you...
I'm from Chicago, but I pay child support in Seattle. I'm just kidding -- I don't pay child support.
If I'm making millions to put a ball through a hoop, you can't ever piss me off.
The only thing I won't get mad at the president about is gas prices. I'm actually cool with that. Matter of fact, I want them to go higher. Because the higher they go, certain things change: drive-by shootings go way down.
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It's just like the movie, 'Sideways' -- they'll drive to the vineyard, drink and drive, and there were no cops anywhere. I'm like, 'That's how you get away with it? I gotta try that in Chicago.' 'You been drinking tonight, sir?' 'No, just tasting. I got some cheese and crackers in the back.'
