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- Living in Amsterdam currently hosting my own late night talk show called "Kevin Masters starring Tom Rhodes" on Dutch television's Yorin network channel 7 airing every Tuesday at 10pm. The show is formatted to be your typical late night American...Read on
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- Tom Rhodes - Managing Money(1:07)
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- When taking money out of an ATM, act like a crazy person so nobody messes with you.
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- Tom Rhodes - Math(1:10)
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- The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), growing up (473), school (266), storyteller (265), space (163), dreams (58), Tom Rhodes (17)
- Tom Rhodes - Tobacco(1:11)
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- Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), health (1026), imitations (789), TV (562), stereotypes (452), smoking (130), Tom Rhodes (17)
- Tom Rhodes - What it Takes(2:25)
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- Why does it always take a war to get anything done?
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- Tom Rhodes - Bad Relationships(1:38)
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- A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
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- Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage(1:24)
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- If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
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- Tom Rhodes - The Condom Generation(2:05)
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- These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
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- Tom Rhodes - Bad Traveling(1:56)
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- When American's travel, they become the suggestion box for their country.
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- Tom Rhodes - Open Minded(1:48)
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- Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?
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- Tom Rhodes - Racism(1:32)
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- Tom wishes there was a Confused Bastard White Guy Day parade.
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- Tom Rhodes - Tornadoes(2:18)
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- When are people gonna stop making mobile homes? The smartest pig lived in a brick house.
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- Tom Rhodes - Power of Ridicule(3:59)
- If you're gonna have a war, you should never underestimate the power of ridicule.
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- Tom Rhodes - The Second Chance State(1:57)
- Tom Rhodes
- How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?
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- Tom Rhodes - The Lighter Side of Booze(1:08)
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- Booze is delicious.
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- Tom Rhodes - The Lighter Side of Drugs(2:13)
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- In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
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- Tom Rhodes - Interview - Redd Foxx(2:48)
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- Tom wants to get rich and famous so he can buy the house haunted by the ghost of Redd Foxx.
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- Tom Rhodes - Friends with Your Ex(1:00)
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- Tom's ex-girlfriend was like, "I'm having a baby." He was like, "I got an iPod."
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They also tell you to fill your bathtub up with water so you'll have fresh drinking water. Apparently, these people never seen my bathtub. I'd drink gasoline before I'd drink anything out of there. Are you kidding? I got germs the size of turtles, for god's sake.
When I was a little boy, I wanted to be an astronaut. That was, like, my first dream in life. Whatever happened to childhood dreams like that, huh? How come this ain't a room full of ballerinas and firemen?
My parents are divorced. It was ugly. My parents argued all the time before they got divorced. Came home -- my parents started wearing their wedding rings on their middle fingers.
