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  • Let's see my life is so fascinating that I don't even know where to begin. Ok how about here, I was born in Meridian Mississippi but was raised in Sandusky, Ohio. I am the youngest of four children (two boys and two girls). I was raised by a...Read on
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Big girls, we starting to get in style with the skinny girls, too. We can wear thongs, now. I can wear a thong -- shoot, you may not be able to see it, but I can wear it.
lookin' good
weight/obesity
fashion
God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds, alright? If you do, you are in third grade. Me, personally, I think the only thing that should weigh 90 pounds is maybe one full grown titty.
men/women
health
weight/obesity
I was like, 'Shut up, Monica. Shut up. You messin' it up for all the good, honest hos in the world.'
sex
men/women
news & politics
vintage
I never really wanted to work. I blame this whole working craze on the feminists, that's who I blame it on. I don't know who put them in charge. Ladies, I hope you realize we could be at home, resting, right now, if it wasn't for their asses.
men/women
work/office
You're supposed to wait 'til you get married, get you a nice little ring on your finger -- a nice rock, or a pebble if he cheap, but preferably a rock. Now, come on, girls, say it with me, 'No ring, no ding-a-ling.' Come on, now -- 'No rock, no f**k.'
sex
men/women
marriage