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- Tammy Pescatelli - Dressing Up(1:10)
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- Tammy dresses up her man.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - Terrell Owens(1:46)
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- For $6 million a year, there is very little that Tammy would not do.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - Booby Boomerang(1:52)
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- Tammy's grandma has a wardrobe malfunction.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - Out of the Park(2:03)
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- Tammy's uncles are too short to ride in Disneyland.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - This Old Ho(2:46)
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- Whatever happened to class?
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- Tammy Pescatelli - Double Zero's(2:36)
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- Shopping at Baby Gap in your 20s is not natural.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - Trampoline Accident(3:37)
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- Tammy gets knocked off her trampoline.
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- Tammy Pescatelli - What the Hell is Wrong With You?(3:31)
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- Dick punching creates jobs.
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People say to me, 'Tammy, where do you get your material?' I go, 'I wake up.'
Six million dollars a year -- you could pee on me every day at work. I will show up the next day, 'What time you gotta pee tomorrow, coach? You gotta take a dump? I could come in early.'
Girls are trying to be perfect. You don't have to be perfect, do you know that? Men don't try to be perfect for us. We're lucky if they shower.
The only thing I don't like doing is helping people who lose their mobile homes to natural disasters. Because don't you know the definition of 'mobile'? Hook that son of a bitch up, Cooter, and drive.
Yeah, 'tittones,' that's the neighborhood word for breast. Doesn't that sound like the award you win for best cleavage? And the Tittone goes to....
They're beautiful, but they're mean because they're hungry.
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I don't care how scrappy you are, you can't block a d**k punch.
In the middle of the game, he jumps up. He starts screaming at the top his lungs, he's like, '80,000 people! 80,000 people!' I go, 'Papa, what's wrong?' He goes '80,000 -- and that bird had to sh*t on me.'
You're a double zero, and I'm a girl from the neighborhood. If I swing at you and miss, you'll die of pneumonia.
All you need to do is put a scale in your living room because there's not a woman alive who weighs herself completely dressed.
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