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- Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father(3:25)
- Jackie Kashian
- It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), kids (890), parents (534), growing up (473), business (260), Jackie Kashian (11)
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!"
He replies, "It's not for sale."
The woman says, "Please I want that one," again he says it's not for...
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sports (621),
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farmers (86),
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A travelling salesman is out in the country selling his wares. He is in the middle of nowhere when his car breaks down, he leaves the car and starts walking and reaches a small farm house. He knocks and a middle aged man opens the door.
The...
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Ass (53)
A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange behavior of the couple inside. The woman was running the lawn mower over the carpet and the man had one hand dipped in a fish bowl and was playing with himself with the...
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A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower,...
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower,...
A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer''s daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and...
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farmers (86)
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.
"Sir," says the salesman. "Could...
A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.
"Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes.
"Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the...
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At 18, I married a vacuum cleaner salesman with a lazy eye. Our wedding song was 'Two Out of Three Ain't Bad' by Meatloaf.
I'm getting married to a very successful car salesman. I'm so excited. I know you've been staring at my ring. Isn't it fabulous? He sold it to me.
Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can't figure out his secret. Then, one...
- Todd Lynn - Hanging Up(2:51)
- Todd Lynn
- I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), New York City (613), technology (370), shopping (206), insults (113), Todd Lynn (9)
- Chris Hardwick - Massage(2:25)
- Chris Hardwick
- Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
- Videos Tagged: health (1026), imitations (789), Premium Blend (750), TV (562), travel (317), advertising (315), penises (134), gross-out (94), Chris Hardwick (5)
- Norm MacDonald - Pit Bulls(2:16)
- Norm MacDonald
- It's hard to get a dog to fetch your slippers when it knows it could kill you.
- Videos Tagged: animals (828), gay/homosexual (665), The A-List (487), dogs (168), Norm MacDonald (18)
- Paul Mecurio - Dental Hygiene(1:43)
- Paul Mecurio
- Paul Mecurio saw a guy on the bus with three teeth.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1335), music (777), family (705), technology (370), weight/obesity (316), fashion (242), transportation (94), Comic Cabana (57), Paul Mecurio (12)
- Carmen Stockton - Lazy Eye(1:26)
- Carmen Stockton
- Carmen Stockton married a guy with a lazy eye.
- Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), marriage (601), songs (323), dancing (139), Carmen Stockton (2)
- Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac(1:41)
- Pam Matteson
- Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1055), health (1026), New York City (613), marriage (601), The A-List (487), sleep (112), Pam Matteson (4)
- Dana Gould - Break-Up(3:22)
- Dana Gould
- Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
- Videos Tagged: dating (675), The A-List (487), mental health (234), shopping (206), Dana Gould (16)
- Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette(3:06)
- Jeremy Hotz
- Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), TV (562), America (473), driving (306), Los Angeles (241), self-deprecating (212), laws (183), Jeremy Hotz (10)
- Alex Thomas - Cops(3:02)
- Alex Thomas
- Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
- Videos Tagged: imitations (789), crime (425), violence (330), driving (306), physical humor (203), laws (183), Comic Justice (171), Alex Thomas (3)
