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- Retta - Classical Music(1:06)
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- Don't judge music by who's listening to it.
- Videos Tagged: music (777), Premium Blend (750), stereotypes (452), driving (306), Retta (12)
- Retta - Advice for White Men(0:59)
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- White boys, stop raising the roof.
- Videos Tagged: ethnic (841), Premium Blend (750), Retta (12)
- Retta - Tiny Hotel Soap(1:24)
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- There are several places a hotel's tiny bar of soap can get lost.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), travel (317), weight/obesity (316), physical humor (203), props (39), Retta (12)
- Retta - Lions in Heat(3:24)
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- Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), sex (1335), men/women (1055), animals (829), Retta (12)
- Retta - Credit Card Denied(2:19)
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- There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
- Videos Tagged: money (907), Premium Blend (750), drugs (699), friends (337), Retta (12)
- Retta - McDonald's Attitude(1:36)
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- Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
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- Retta - Club Jimmy Hat(2:41)
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- Maybe some girls would go to this club to get their itch on?
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), imitations (787), music (777), dating (675), observational (335), business (260), partying (150), Retta (12)
- Retta - Growing Up Poor(3:15)
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- When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
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- Retta - Annoying Friend(2:53)
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- Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), food (866), animals (828), work/office (420), friends (337), college (167), Retta (12)
- Retta - Can't Have Kids(1:39)
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- Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), kids (889), family (697), parents (534), Retta (12)
- Retta - Men Should Shave Their Armpits(1:25)
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- That little Don King-in-a-headlock look is not cute.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), men/women (1055), music (777), MTV (86), Retta (12), LL Cool J (10)
- Retta - Dating a Skinny Latino Man(4:03)
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- Retta and her boyfriend can't play chicken at a pool party.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), men/women (1055), ethnic (840), dating (675), parents (534), weight/obesity (316), physical humor (203), Latino (34), Iowa (32), Retta (12)
I love classical music. Don't get me wrong -- I'm still black -- I still kick up the bass and pump up the volume.
My mother would always get powdered milk. I hated it, but when we ran out, my brother and I would substitute nondairy creamer. What the hell is nondairy creamer? I once asked the guy at the grocery store. I was like, 'You know, what is nondairy...
My father refused to turn up the heat because the body had its own heating mechanism: shivering. He'd say, 'I see your teeth are chattering. You know what that is? Heat. Kinetic energy. I bet your tongue ain't cold, is it?'
Ladies, have you ever been in the bathroom in a public place or at a party, and there is someone else who wishes to come in next, but instead of politely knocking on the door or gently trying the knob, they attack the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid?
So I'm like, 'Hold up, slick. I thought McDonald's was supposed to have fast and friendly service.' She's like, 'That's at participating McDonald's, and we ain't participating.'
So, fellas, please if you're not gonna shave it, aerosol spray it because we don't want to see all that feta cheese.
As a black woman, I feel like it is my duty to impart some information on you, a veritable PSA, if you will. As a colored girl -- yeah, I said -- if I never hear another white boy say, 'You go, girl,' it'll be too soon. Kill it. Kill that noise....
