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- Patrick was picked as one of seven national finalists (out of over a thousand entrants) in Comedy Central's Laugh Riots Competition of 2000. He's appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and has been in dozens of sketches on Late Night with...Read on
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- Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man(1:18)
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- There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
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- Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay(2:24)
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- The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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When you're really in love, you feel like you're the only two people in the world. When you first start dating, and you're like, 'This person's incredible,' and you stop calling your friends -- that's the best feeling in the world. And I've been...
You ever notice when you shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again....
Usually when people think you're gay, it's because the way you dress or talk or the way you're really into house music. And I don't do any of those things. For me, it's like I put one Ben Affleck poster in my bedroom, and everyone starts talking.
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