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  • The year was 1974. The city was Houston, Texas. The baby was Megan Anne Mooney. The two crying people were her parents. In a small town in Texas the miracle was born. She was quickly shuttled home to her older brother and sister (Jimmy and...Read on
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My parents are Catholic, which means that they love Jesus and liquor. I don't think there's anything more Mexican than that.
religion
ethnic
family
Why would your friends make you wear an ugly dress? Because it's their wedding, not yours. My friends weren't even nice. They're like, 'Could the dress show more back fat? Let's get these tighter.'
lookin' good
marriage
friends
I always have this dream that the guy coming in last for diving is going to do a cannonball for our amusement.
sports
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I'm from a big Irish family, which is cool. My parents had seven children, but I don't think they wanted seven kids. They're Catholic, so that means they love Jesus and hate four of us.
kids
religion
family
I have a niece that's an animal abuser. You ever see kids who love animals, but they beat the tar out of them? Right, she's like, 'I love the dog!' And then she'll tackle it and bite its ear.
animals
kids
If you like 'The Price Is Right,' you're either 90 or a pothead.
pop culture
aging
You ever get a gift from somebody and, as you open up that gift, you involuntarily shout out, 'Do you even know me?!'
family
friends
shopping