Maz is a master wonchi artist - an ancient martial art that combines painting with kicking ass. He is also on the board of neighborhood dogwatchers - a committee committed to committing nothing to no one at no time. His hobbies include blue sky...Read on
Some of my friends just gave up on the whole thing and became Italian. You ever met those guys -- the Middle Eastern Italian guys... I got a buddy, he'll be at a party, meet some girls. He'll be like this: 'Come meet my friends over here, come...
Bush put [all of Iran] in the Axis of Evil. My friend was pissed. My friend was like, 'We are not all evil. I am not evil. I peed on a hamster once. That's not nice, but that's not evil.'
Remember the anthrax they tried to blame on the Middle Easterners? I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner. That's not how the Middle Easterners work. A Middle Easterner'd have been like, 'What -- you want me to put the anthrax in the envelope, put...