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  • Posted: 05/25/1993
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My dad just got a toupee, also -- not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.
animals
gross-out
lookin' good
family
All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked -- and they don't know we're bald.
lookin' good
family
When I got married, I disappointed a lot of women. Now I can pretty much concentrate on disappointing just the one.
men/women
marriage
I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.
kids
growing up
I dated this one woman -- she had a tattoo above her left breast. I found it really hard to be intimate while Yosemite Sam was giving me the finger.
pop culture
lookin' good
dating
I broke up with this girl. It was my doing, though. I can't tell you her real name, of course, because -- well, she didn't tell me her real name.
dating
Jokes Tagged: dating (478)Mark Roberts (7) 
Hey, have you guys read that bald men make better lovers? Oh, well, 'cause I've been writing it everywhere.
sex
lookin' good