Atlanta born and raised, while in college, LOUIS RAMEY was bitten by the comedy bug. On a dare from his friends, he took the stage to tell a few jokes at a local jazz club. He was hooked immediately to the adrenaline rush of live performance....Read on
I'll vote for the first person that just admits to anything. First person they walk up to and go, 'Excuse me, did you sleep with that woman?' 'Yeah! What's up, baby? How you doing, girl? Yeah, I slept with -- I'll sleep with her again! What's up,...
They don't apologize for anything. You got a lot of guns around here? 'Yeah!' OK, that's not the response I was looking for. I hear you execute a lot of people too? 'Yeah!' Alright, I'm outta here.
Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama -- very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn't quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on 'em. Know what I'm talking...
I like to go to fast food restaurants and order stuff they don't have. Got to try that. Go to Burger King or something -- 'Hey, Burger King! Have it my way, huh? Woo! Look at that menu... Ah, let me have the catfish dinner with brussel sprouts, two biscuits and a Coors Light.'