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- Lisa Landry - Louisiana(1:37)
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- Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.
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- Lisa Landry - Sexual Evaporation(2:09)
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- Sex changes after you get married.
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- Lisa Landry - Makeover Shows(2:05)
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- Makeover shows are mean.
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- Lisa Landry - Groundhog Day(2:29)
- Lisa Landry
- Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."
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- Lisa Landry - Inappropriate(1:26)
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- Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.
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- Lisa Landry - Harvey, Louisiana(2:28)
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- Lisa Landry hates authority.
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- Lisa Landry - Green Tea(3:00)
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- Green tea smells like old lady.
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- Lisa Landry - Easy Religion(1:48)
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- Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.
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- Lisa Landry - Jogging is Unhealthy(3:34)
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- Lisa was the fat kid in her class.
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- Lisa Landry - Lady of Lost Hope(2:53)
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- Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.
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A gym is just a PE class that you pay to skip.
I like nice guys. I think there's a lot of nice guys out there. I don't think we treat them right. We don't -- we say mean things about them, things like, 'Nice guys finish last.' That's an awful thing to say. It's not even true. My husband's the nicest guy in the world; he always finishes first.
My husband wants a baby. He's older so he's ready to have a baby. I'm not ready at all. I'm too irresponsible; I'd make a horrible mother. I'd probably forget to pick the kid up from therapy.
If I have sex with my husband at this point, I feel like I'm cheating on myself. I'm like, 'Honey, you can stay, but it's just going to slow things down.'
Southern people don't even age -- we just drop dead.
You shouldn't put a fat kid up on a balance beam -- that's wrong. They never took the blind kids to the shooting range.
Marriage is like the movie 'Groundhog Day.' You wake up, you look over at your alarm clock, you look back at your mate, and you think, 'Oh my God, not this sh*t again.'
Eighteen is too young to get married. You can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?
My cousin Amber is 17, having a baby, and she did that pregnant chick thing I hate. She came walking over to me; she's like, 'Go ahead. Touch me.' I said, 'Sugar, haven't you been touched enough?'
I'm trailer park. If you cut me, I bleed crystal meth and Kevin Federline.
