The comedy of Lisa deLarios saunters through a maze that begins with classical grace and ends at modern irony. Hardly ever is true whimsy this quiet. Beginning with a childhood in East Texas that has become an adulthood in New York City, her...Read on
You're like, why can't I meet a real gentleman this day and age? Well, maybe we can't find them 'cause they're all hanging out in that exclusive club. They're in there opening doors for each other, saying 'please' and 'thank you.'
If I were eight years old, that would be my ultimate fantasy -- to have my very own paralyzed dog. 'Cause, you know, your stuffed animals -- they're cute and fluffy, but they're not alive.
I saw something cute the other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, 'Lucky dog.' And she's like, 'Well, he's paralyzed.'