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  • One of the most original and distinctive stars on television, radio, stage and now the big screen, Jimmy has enjoyed several hugely successful years; this year being no exception. Jimmy's first two DVDs have sold well in excess of 300,000 copies....Read on
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'
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I got talking to a girl in the front row; I asked her her name. She said, 'It's Pataka.' I said, 'That's an unusual name. You don't hear that every day.' To which she replied, 'Actually, I do.'
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Throwing acid is wrong in some people's eyes.
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If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes.
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My girlfriend used to get upset because I left the toilet seat up. So, I don't do that anymore; I put it down. But there's no winning with her. Now she gets annoyed because it's covered in piss.
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Actually, a couple of weeks ago, I failed to perform sexually. I'm not going to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I 'arrived early.' And my girlfriend said, 'Don't worry, that' happens to a lot of guys.' I said, 'There's two things the matter...
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