The cocoa butter had been moved to the 'ethnic needs' section of my supermarket. And at first I was happy. I'm like, 'Ethnic needs: end of police brutality, more access to health care, more educational opportunities. Finally.' No, no -- just hair relaxers and cocoa butter, apparently.
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving -- that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?
He's like, 'Hey, man, where are you from?' So I told him, 'I'm from Queens, New York.' And then he's like, 'No, I mean where are you really from?' Which, for those of you who don't know, that's code for, 'No, I mean, why aren't you white?'
Vegans don't use animal products in their food, and that's a key part of soul food. That is an essential part of soul food: animal products. Therefore, vegan soul food is essentially a heavy metal cover album of Motown classics.