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- Gregg Rogell
- Born in Long Island, Gregg Rogell quickly rose through the club ranks and established himself as one of the top working stand ups in the country. Within a year of his debut, Rogell won "The funniest person in Long Island" contest, as well as the...Read on
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- Gregg Rogell - Santa Claus(1:30)
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- Santa's a fat Nazi bastard.
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- Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones(1:20)
- Gregg Rogell
- Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), terrorism (496), technology (370), business (260), one-liners (57), Gregg Rogell (13)
- Gregg Rogell - The Amish(3:03)
- Gregg Rogell
- The Amish have their holy land in Pennsylvania -- Gregg Rogell sees a flaw there.
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- Gregg Rogell - Quitting Smoking(2:43)
- Gregg Rogell
- Gregg Rogell quit smoking because he wanted to live, and now he doesn't want to live anymore.
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- Gregg Rogell - Jogger's High(1:52)
- Gregg Rogell
- If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one.
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- Gregg Rogell - Natural Habitat(1:47)
- Gregg Rogell
- Don't feed the Jews.
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- Gregg Rogell - Terrorism in North Dakota(1:27)
- Gregg Rogell
- Terrorism can't happen in North Dakota -- you have to build a civilization first.
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- Gregg Rogell - Thanksgiving Day Parade(2:25)
- Gregg Rogell
- Why have a Thanksgiving parade in a city full of people from other countries?
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- Gregg Rogell - The Little Things in Life(2:58)
- Gregg Rogell
- You know what the secret to life is? It's learning to appreciate all the little things.
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- Gregg Rogell - Taking the E Train(2:30)
- Gregg Rogell
- In New York, you can score a pack of batteries and a yo-yo in one subway trip.
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- Gregg Rogell - Italian Martial Arts(2:19)
- Gregg Rogell
- Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
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- Gregg Rogell - New York City(2:50)
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- Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.
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- Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon(1:31)
- Gregg Rogell
- Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
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Joggers tell you that when they run, they get a runner's high. I'm not sure what they mean by that, but if they mean puking all over myself and collapsing, I was pretty wasted.
Did you ever say something and wish you could take it back? Something like, 'Yeah, I'm a Jew. What are you skinheads going to do about it?'
When I was a little kid, my parents told me straight out, 'There's no such thing as Santa Claus. You see a fat man in a red suit coming down that chimney, you blow his g**damn head off.'
These are sexually frustrated people. You want to liberate these people? We shouldn't be dropping bombs on these people -- we should be dropping hookers.
The number two cause of death among teenagers in America today are guns. You know the number one cause of death? Not having a gun.
I quit smoking 'cause I want to live, and now that I'm not smoking, I don't want to live anymore.
You know who's a good role model? John Glenn: 77 years old, flew around in a space shuttle. That's impressive. He didn't actually fly the space shuttle; he's 77 years old, they just put him in it. That would have been a disaster. 'Discovery, this is NASA. Could you turn your blinker off, please?'
