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- Gerard's unique brand of humor is both universal and colorless. Over the last fourteen years, his quick wit, vast imagination and story telling have kept audiences in stitches nationally as well as abroad. Gerard is a favorite at many of the...Read on
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- Gerard Guillory - Telephone(2:29)
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- Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
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- Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
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- PlayStation is like dope.
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Do you remember when you were in seventh grade, when the phone first came out? We were on the phone forever in the seventh grade, right? Twelve-years-old, you haven't accomplished a thing in life, but every time you get home, you run upstairs, slam the door and talk on the phone.
As long as the power button to the PlayStation is in the 'on' position, she just slipped to number two on your list of priorities. And no woman wants to slip. She don't wanna be behind your mama, your friends, your career -- certainly not John Madden.
If you live with a woman and she has a job and you do not have a job, when she gets up to go to work, you get up and do something -- anything. Just put some work boots on and sit on the porch until she leaves. Get your old shirt from when you used...
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