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- Demetri Martin - Handshake(1:53)
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- If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.
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- Demetri Martin - Doors(2:18)
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- Every door isn't heavy.
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- Demetri Martin - Findings(6:41)
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- Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
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- Demetri Martin - Porcupines(0:54)
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- Porcupines are also skewers.
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- Demetri Martin - Art(2:19)
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- You shouldn't scratch a CD or a boob.
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- Demetri Martin - Harmonica(5:09)
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- Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.
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- Demetri Martin - Dude(2:30)
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- Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.
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- Demetri Martin - Stuttering(1:36)
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- There's a reason there are no B batteries.
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- Demetri Martin - Tiny Garbage Can(1:17)
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- If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.
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- Demetri Martin - Stuff on Piano(3:33)
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- If you can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you're fat.
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- Demetri Martin - Stuff on Guitar(3:43)
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- Cakes are the only food we write on.
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- Demetri Martin - Mytho-Zoology(2:59)
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- Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.
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- Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go(5:54)
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- Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
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- Demetri Martin - Fifth Person(4:06)
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- Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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- Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver(2:31)
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- Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.
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- Demetri Martin - Material Enhancers(3:15)
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- Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.
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- Demetri Martin - Brick Wall(3:11)
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- Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
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- Demetri Martin - Magical Place(4:39)
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- Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.
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