An active standup comic and impressionist, featured player Dean Edwards returns for his second season on "Saturday Night Live." In his first year, Edwards has impersonated Academy Award winner Denzel Washington, Chris Tucker and...Read on
When I was younger, I wanted to be Michael. You know, my friends, they were like, 'I want to be doctor. I want to be a lawyer.' I was like, 'I want to be Michael Jackson!' -- until he turned into a white woman.
The dating game is like investing in the stock market. You're brokers; you're constantly investing time, energy, money -- investing. You want to see return on your investment. Some of y'all out there are dating two or three different women. That's like investing in mutual funds.