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- I was born and raised in the ironically-named town of Hopedale, Massachusetts. I started performing stand-up comedy at the age of 17, three short weeks out of high school. As a performer, I was too young to be any good. As a person, I was socially...Read on
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- Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics(1:20)
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- There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
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- Dana Gould - Alien Abductions(1:19)
- Dana Gould
- It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
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- Dana Gould - Common Boxing(0:54)
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- Boxing should open up its parameters.
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- Dana Gould - Worse Jobs(1:01)
- Dana Gould
- There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
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- Dana Gould - Traveling(1:57)
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- Every town in America has a porn shop.
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- Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children(1:52)
- Dana Gould
- The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
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- Dana Gould - Tapes(2:47)
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- Dana prefers tapes.
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- Dana Gould - Purgatory(2:57)
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- Death is gonna suck.
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- Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks(3:00)
- Dana Gould
- Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
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- Dana Gould - The Afterlife(3:28)
- Dana Gould
- You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
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- Dana Gould - Old Movies(1:50)
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- A scene from "Planet of the Really Insecure Apes."
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- Dana Gould - Relationships(5:18)
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- Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
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- Dana Gould - Girlfriend Moving Out(1:12)
- Dana Gould
- She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
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- Dana Gould - Break-Up(3:22)
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- Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
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- Dana Gould - Eating Out With the Family(5:40)
- Dana Gould
- If anyone spills anything, Dad will stick a fork right in your eyeball.
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- Dana Gould - L.A. Liberalism(4:02)
- Dana Gould
- People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here -- I'll get it, I'll make it.'
I don't believe in them because it's always the same circumstances, the same type of people, the same situations. It's never a black guy; it's never a Hispanic guy; it's never a physicist from the Netherlands -- it's always some dumb white f**k in the middle of nowhere.
My daughter will say she's hungry, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you're just bored. Do you understand? And you're already starting a pattern of satisfying an internal disconnect with an external stimulation, and that's a dead-end road, sweetie. Courtney...
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