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- Dan Naturman began performing stand-up comedy several years ago in, believe it or not, law school. By the time graduation rolled around Dan decided to devote himself to performing full time. Comedy, he discovered, was his true calling. Besides,...Read on
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- Dan Naturman - Computer Skills(1:13)
- Dan Naturman
- In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1335), Premium Blend (750), work/office (420), technology (370), college (167), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Death Penalty(1:11)
- Dan Naturman
- At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
- Videos Tagged: sex (1335), food (866), Premium Blend (750), crime (425), prison (108), death penalty (24), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Job Interviews(1:22)
- Dan Naturman
- The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), work/office (420), business (260), fashion (242), mental health (234), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Doctors(1:52)
- Dan Naturman
- Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), health (1026), drugs (699), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines(2:25)
- Dan Naturman
- JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), drugs (699), terrorism (496), travel (317), driving (306), flying (203), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Nice Car(1:23)
- Dan Naturman
- A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), men/women (1055), money (907), dating (675), New York City (613), driving (306), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Racist Dating(1:42)
- Dan Naturman
- Racism is alive and well in America.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), sex (1335), dating (675), gay/homosexual (665), America (473), racism (210), culture (172), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Weird Families(2:33)
- Dan Naturman
- When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
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- Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex(1:05)
- Dan Naturman
- Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
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- Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson(1:55)
- Dan Naturman
- If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), dating (675), crime (425), celebrities (259), Michael Jackson (125), Brad Pitt (22), Dan Naturman (12)
- Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone(2:16)
- Dan Naturman
- There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
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- Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls(2:33)
- Dan Naturman
- High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), dating (675), New York City (613), porn (116), Dan Naturman (12)
Last night, I had sex with my old girlfriend -- not my ex-girlfriend, mind you, my old girlfriend. She's 72, 73, something like that.
I've never understood the concept of the gift certificate because for the same $50 bucks, [my friend] could've gotten me $50 bucks.
Nothing says 'Friday night at home alone' like a calculator watch. 'How long has it been since I've gotten laid? Let me calculate.'
You spend like a $100 grand in tuition, and you think you're done with them. Then for the rest of your life, they're calling up asking for money. No one else does that. If I see a movie, I don't get a call from the theater, like, 'We're buying a...
My phone rings -- my home phone -- and I don't answer it. Half a second later, my cell phone goes off. It's like, what part of 'I'm masturbating' don't you get?
You want a bar where you can get some action? OK, you go to the end of the block, and you turn gay.
Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to me who looked a little suspicious. I was nervous. He was watching a movie, though; so I'm thinking, 'Would a hijacker watch a movie?' Probably not, right?... But you know it's a good movie if...
You New York chicks are high-maintenance... I'm not saying you're not worth it, I'm saying I ain't got it.
