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- Bob Marley - Marriage(1:30)
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- Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
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- Bob Marley - Chips and Dip(1:29)
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- Chips and dip is like crack.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), food (866), drugs (699), marriage (601), Bob Marley (14), crack (6)
- Bob Marley - Nachos(1:20)
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- Eating nachos is competitive.
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- Bob Marley - Uncoordinated(1:53)
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- Does Bob look coordinated to anybody?
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- Bob Marley - Water Slide(2:14)
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- Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
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- Bob Marley - Remote Control(0:49)
- Bob Marley
- Dads freak out if you touch their remote controls.
- Videos Tagged: TV (562), parents (534), growing up (473), technology (370), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Bob Marley (14)
- Bob Marley - Dessert(2:31)
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- Dessert is very sexual.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1822), sex (1335), food (866), marriage (601), weight/obesity (316), Bob Marley (14)
- Bob Marley - Pizza Delivery(1:46)
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- It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
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- Bob Marley - Ordering Food(5:33)
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- Men aren't allowed to order first.
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- Bob Marley - Boone's Farm(1:35)
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- Bob drank Boone's Farm and ate three cheeseburgers and a Filet-O-Fish.
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- Bob Marley - Dealing With Parents(1:24)
- Bob Marley
- Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
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- Bob Marley - Atkins Diet(4:05)
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- Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
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Do you ever get the waiter who wants to tell you his name? I don't want to know your name. I've got stuff to do. I mean, I'm a really nice guy, but I already have friends. If you're going to Applebee's to make friends with the wait staff, you've got a whole bunch of other problems.
There's no relationship here, Travis. I tell you what I want: you go get it; I give you some money; then, you go away -- like a food hooker.
Do you ever eat chips and dip? That's like crack, isn't it? One bite and you're totally hooked.
The minute they put the nachos on the table, everybody becomes an enemy because there's all different kinds of nachos. Do you ever see those naked ones around the perimeter? Then, there's that one big Powerball nacho that somehow is connected to...
Do you ever notice from the time you hang up the phone until the pizza guy shows up, the only conversation you have is 'Where in the hell is our pizza?'
I thought I'd like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I've got bacon fat...
There's a woman in front of me -- she's a little bit big. And I don't want to make fun of people's weight because we all have good years and our bad years. And she, apparently, had many bad years in a row, because she put that little rubber mat under her ass, it looked like a dish sponge.
Do you ever see your nana reach in for the good nacho with her nana hand? And in your head you think, 'You son of a bitch.' You don't think, 'Oh golly gosh, Nana. You're a rascal.' No, you think, 'Nana is a son of a bitch.' You don't say it, but...
