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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Food Stamps
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (494), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,473

The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief

Most magicians won't explain their random choices.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), food (494), music (348)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 4,999

Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), family (551), food (494)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,033

Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,111

Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping

24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (839), dating (611)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 430

Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

Tags: Dan Cummins (3), food (494), marriage (413)

Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 5,966

Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (26), food (494), money (445)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 770

Sean Morey - Restaurants

Some people hate bad waiters.

Tags: Sean Morey (3), imitations (766), health (519)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 272

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (551), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 245

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), ethnic (690), family (551)

Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,104

 

Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  food (364)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Grocery Store

Yo' mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Juice

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  food (364)

Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Onions

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  food (364)

Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Rice

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  food (364)

Yo' Mama's Cooking Is So Bad... Prayer

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  food (364)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Fork

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs

Yo' Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  gross-out (778)

Yo mama's So Old

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933)

Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933)
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