Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Company | Yo' Mama | Jokes.com

Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Company
Get another Yo' Mama Joke »
Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Filed Under: insults (1624),  Yo' Mama (791),  weight/obesity (344)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 12/01/08

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

Tags: Chris Mata (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 3,326

Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (983), health (540)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,206

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (789), kids (642)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,874

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,473

Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York City (303)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,315

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 11,649

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (582), food (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 544

John Melichar - Directions

Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.

Tags: John Melichar (2), imitations (789), ethnic (731)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 670

Gabriel Iglesias- The Sixth Level of Fat

Gabriel Iglesias has added a sixth level to his "Five Levels of Fatness" scale.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (238), weight/obesity (234)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 125,648

Chelsea Handler - Babies

Anybody can have a baby.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)

Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 9,614

 
Stand-up Showdown on ComedyCentrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?