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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she holds onto quarters tightly in case the the eagles on them fly away.
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Posted: 10/30/08

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Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

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The Amazing Johnathan burns an audience member's $20 bill.

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DeRay was never a very scary person.

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24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.

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Sometimes magic sounds like tape.

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