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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

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The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief

Most magicians won't explain their random choices.

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Jim Gaffigan - Delivery

This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?

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Posted: 04/01/08
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Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket!

Hot Pockets are for the drunk.

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Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

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Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

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John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

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Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

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Posted: 08/03/06
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Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

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Posted: 12/04/04
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