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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (790), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,989

Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), food (790), family (664)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,611

The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief

Most magicians won't explain their random choices.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), food (790), music (710)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 7,424

Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,035

Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,658

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 7,969

Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

Tags: Dan Cummins (12), food (790), marriage (575)

Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,500

Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), money (852), food (790)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,196

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (790), family (664)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 378

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

Tags: Colin Quinn (13), ethnic (813), food (790)

Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,470

 
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