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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Food Stamps
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (493), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,553

The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief

Most magicians won't explain their random choices.

Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), food (493), music (349)

Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 5,072

Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), family (551), food (493)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,043

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (551), food (493)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 246

Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping

24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (839), dating (611)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 430

Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,118

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

Tags: Colin Quinn (7), ethnic (691), family (551)

Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,107

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,489

Dan Cummins - Vegetarians

Dan is far from being a vegetarian.

Tags: Dan Cummins (3), food (493), marriage (415)

Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 5,981

Al Madrigal - Ugly Food

Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.

Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (691)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 1,583

 
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