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Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.

Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (865), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141

If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.

Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (865), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 254

This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?

Tags: Don Friesen (1), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 30

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,800

Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.

Tags: Thai Rivera (2), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 7

Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 863

Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,731

Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)

Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,268

Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.

Tags: Bridget Smith (1), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 220

I'll always be thirsty.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), money (865),